Women are like Limited Liability Companies publicly trading in the stock exchange.
A boyfriend has the controlling shares and every other man she entertains his call, text or replies on Facebook is a minority shareholder.
When an interested man is checking her out he is going through her company prospectus.
When an interested man, calls her and offers to take her out, it is the requisition of meeting by Minority shareholder(s). Every majority shareholder (the boyfriend) should try to block that proposal.
If she starts catching Feelings for the new guy and still loves the old guy it's rights issue offered Pro rata.
Usually, the first man to break her Virginity has a perpetual Debenture on the company which is redeemable on an extreme situation.
When the majority shareholders misbehaves and the woman moves on to a new man, brother that's radical takeover.
If the new man kneels down to propose to the lady Ahhh brother the company is no longer a going concern.
if she agrees to the proposal then the company has been wound up.
Everybody to your tent oh Israel.
Then back to the floor of the stock exchange for new shares in companies.
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